Today, my cats got into the bathroom and one of them pooped in... - FML

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By Alex - 23/06/2018 02:39

Today, my cats got into the bathroom and one of them pooped in a corner under the tub. After cleaning for over an hour, I left the door open for one minute to go throw out the bag of filth. In that minute a different cat went in and pooped in the same, almost impossible to reach spot. FML

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user53658 15

Wednesday 27 June 2018 9:58

Yeah well, this is what you can expect from cats...

OnReceivingEnd 17

Friday 24 August 2018 16:49

You chose to become a servant to not one, but more than one hellspawn. No sympathy at all.

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user53658 15

Wednesday 27 June 2018 9:58

Yeah well, this is what you can expect from cats...

OnReceivingEnd 17

Friday 24 August 2018 16:49

You chose to become a servant to not one, but more than one hellspawn. No sympathy at all.

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