By sadCowboysfan - 13/08/2018 10:29 - Canada - Ajax

Today, there was a swim competition at my college. During my race, my speedo started slipping. Not wanting to lose for the team, I kept going even after it came off. After my turn, I had to wait on the deck, totally naked, because coaches can’t help the swimmers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 299
You deserved it 672

sadCowboysfan tells us more.

sadCowboysfan 20

OP here to answer some questions: yes I am in college and over 18, yes I stood on the deck totally naked (I’m not ashamed if people see my penis), yes there was MAJOR shrinkage and most importantly we won! My school newspaper asked me afterwards if I’d let them use the photos they took on their website (provided they blurred out my junk). It was pretty embarrassing but it wasn’t too bad cause we won

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

RichardPencil 30

Were your 6 brothers with bigger penises there to heckle you?

41 6

Comments

Davros 12

That's alright, I'm sure you shave so it looks bigger anyway.

1 10
Catto-Golden 23

How the hell is getting you a towel or clothes or -something- considered helping you?

18 0
BurnInDemonFire 33

I'd be very grateful to anyone who explains to me why Aquaman here couldn't swim back for his Speedos after the race.

6 3
Zekfen 17

Probably a relay race, so he had to wait for the race to be completely over.

10 0
Logan Ruschel 11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
0 21
Sinshine 28

Because females wear speedos and are completely fine with standing around bottomless in public, right?

22 0
Lobby_Bee 17

Coaches can't help you, but can't you help yourself? Like grab a towel??

5 3
raven_of_azarath 34

Pretty sure that rule would be void since OP is probably a minor.

0 5
julfunky 29

“...swim competition at my college” Chances are OP is at least 18.

3 0
sadCowboysfan 20

OP here to answer some questions: yes I am in college and over 18, yes I stood on the deck totally naked (I’m not ashamed if people see my penis), yes there was MAJOR shrinkage and most importantly we won! My school newspaper asked me afterwards if I’d let them use the photos they took on their website (provided they blurred out my junk). It was pretty embarrassing but it wasn’t too bad cause we won

22 0
openawhole00 6

You really went balls out to get that win

14 0
sbjess 8

towels are your friends

1 1