Miscellaneous: Today, the steep path to get to work was covered in so much ice...

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By chattyhamster - 17/12/2016 01:19

Today, the steep path to get to work was covered in so much ice when I slipped I couldn't get back up even with the railing. I resorted to sliding down the rest of the hill in a crouch position. FML

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shortswimmer17 28

Saturday 17 December 2016 19:58

Getting home might be interesting. Good luck

BeautifulMine 16

Saturday 17 December 2016 22:34

Ok the falling part kinda sucks, but not everyone gets to go sledding on their way to work. It's kind of a win, if you ask me.

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shortswimmer17 28

Saturday 17 December 2016 19:58

Getting home might be interesting. Good luck

BeautifulMine 16

Saturday 17 December 2016 22:34

Ok the falling part kinda sucks, but not everyone gets to go sledding on their way to work. It's kind of a win, if you ask me.

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