Today, the neighbors in the next apartment reported me to the police for screaming at my newborn to "shut the hell up" every time he cries. I would never yell at my baby. My asshole of a dog on the other hand barks at everything, which terrifies the baby, causing him to cry. FML
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My dog IS trained. Generally, he just needs to be told "heel" or "quiet" and he obeys. However, ever since the baby has come home ( 3 weeks) hes gone into super protective mode. A car door slams and hes "killer guard dog". Its getting ridiculous and I do get exasperated when it happens multiple times within a half hour. He DOES listen when I yell, because its not something I have ever done with him. Afterwards, however, we go through the "heel" command and give treats. He just hasnt settled down yet! Maybe Ill just start yelling "Heel Killer!!" ( totally kidding, calm down, no more yelling for me)
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zandalee 19
Get the dog looked after by someone else for a little while or train it not to bark... I bet having a new born and a barking dog is going to ensure you get very little sleep.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
You don't abandon family members because they "won't shut up".
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Comments (157)
beatlegirl27 20
Can't they hear the dog though?
SammiixSue 13
Maybe you should invest in a citronella barking collar.
vivarahh 11
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mommastrong 1
Why is everyone commented about the dog?! He screamed at a newborn to "shut the hell up"!! Does anyone not see the problem with this?! Next he'll be in jail for shaken baby syndrome because of a dog barking!!
Sillabub 15
-.- He was yelling at the dog to shut up, the neighbors just THOUGHT it was the baby he was yelling at. Quote: "I would never yell at my baby."
Isa_fml 20
Because he's been yelling AT THE DOG, you ******* moron.
Fsvb 32
now now, 145, everyone makes dumb mistakes every once in a while, but 143, you could've figured you should have read the FML again and better.
MTrailOfLife 6
Shock collars work for barking
Grayscale_Wolf 9
You've obviously never had a dog. Imagine if you got a painful shock on your throat every time you spoke?? It messes the dog up to have a shock collar, and it's animal cruelty. There are better ways to manage barking, moron.
Raykyogrou03 12
Why would they call the police instead of child services. Obviously this is a misunderstanding but this doesn't really make sense.
TheShadyMilkman 15
Or just tell the neighbors to mind their own business...
sexymomma33 5
baby or dog? hmmm get rid of the dog...
jared76_fml 11
Don't yell at your dog either asshole
kittykat1501 31
That is soooo mean of those know it all nosey b****** that you call neighbors