Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
Today, the ethernet cable that I'd waited so long for arrived. I have been gaming on the stupidly unstable wifi for months and finally I thought my life would be saved. Then it turns out that the ethernet port isn't working. FML
Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me for not getting any work done. FML
Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, after two weeks with no internet, we had a technician repair our service at our apartment. An hour later, one of my neighbors at the same complex yelled at us because the same technician disconnected her service by mistake. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML
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DFresh503 8
D's get degrees... Unfortunately.
Barriaultcory 16
If you two compete for the same job at least you know it'll be an easy decision for the employer
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stoych 19
It doesn't say what she is actually graduating in, subject wise, so I feel I can't really comment too much on that point. But I can say if it's IT related then she probably won't be too successful unless she possesses the necessary aesthetics!!! My personal word for someone like this is 'stuman'. A stupid human. Or hidiot. Ill stop there, think I made my point.....
HeatherFeatherB 31
"But if we don't treat the Internet with the RESPECT it deserves, the Internet can be gone forever."
fukre 3
Well..... Jst a month more to go...
maggiefox 25
Oh... Wow -.-
Ziggy122 15
Well, you know what they say... The one who graduates at the bottom of his med school class is still called Doctor.
Wakachulak 22
Score another one for the 'Murican education system
ManiPaul 6
It was a blonde, wasn't it?
musiciangirl591 16
well, you know what they say, smart on paper...
ZombieSazza 34
#96, I doubt it'd even say smart on paper. You'll be graduating, OP, but I seriously doubt this dumbass will.
ZombieKitteh 8
Not everyone knows about computers. It was just a derp. Have mercy.
Miaku 11
Not everybody knows the difference.