Miscellaneous: Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future...

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By in this day and age.... - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dallas

Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Spring

Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML

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By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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Piss off

By KaySchrages92 - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

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By Fuck these people - 19/10/2023 16:25

Today, I encountered a massive racist internet troll who kept calling people "Jews" as an insult. My friend, who is actually Jewish, was so upset that he went on a massive rant of his own to make the troll shut up, and I supported him. Guess who got banned when a mod came in. Hint: It wasn't the troll. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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Touchy

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 16:25

Today, I found out that my paper about World War 2 has led my teacher to believe that I hate Jews. I wrote my paper about the technological advances made during the war, and made no mention of Jews. She and I are both Jewish. FML

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By Jessica - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States

Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML

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What did you just say?

By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

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By kdgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML

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Tripartita 44

Monday 28 March 2016 0:24

I'm sure she would've really hit it off with her savior, a short, dark-skinned, culturally Jewish fellow named Jesus.

Thepicheese 8

Monday 28 March 2016 0:27

The thing I don't get about Christians hating Jews is that they don't realize their religion only exists because of a Jew.

Comments

sohigh10 34

Monday 28 March 2016 14:23

You could record her, I don't know what you'd do with it, but it's always good to have evidence back you up if your fiance takes her side.

Mecha_Techie 6

Monday 28 March 2016 15:11

I don't know about this state but in my town it's illegal to record someone without their knowledge. You have to tell them you're recording or have signs posted. If people come in to buy a voice recorder and say it's for that we can't even sell it to them.

mrsmikelowrey 15

Monday 28 March 2016 20:12

As a resident of the state of Texas, I've had a little experience with this from a previous job (unfortunately because of similar reasons.) In Texas, only one participant in the recorded conversation must be aware AND ON RECORD as having knowledge and giving permission that the conversation can be recorded.

Morty56 3

Monday 28 March 2016 15:02

**** off you're either Jewish or not Jewish. You can't be "culturally Jewish"

saxaddict122 14

Monday 28 March 2016 15:51

Well, you kinda can be. One of my good buddies has Jewish ancestry and has been bar mitzvah-ed and grew up with some of the Jewish influences, but neither he nor his nuclear family are religious. I don't necessarily understand all of the differences (I'm not Jewish at all) but I know that anti-Semites hate people of Jewish decent in general and that OP definitely has a problem on her hands.

mightyfp 1

Monday 28 March 2016 15:44

this wouldn't happen if you just bowled on the weekend Walter...

Tomryan279 10

Monday 28 March 2016 16:18

Sharpie some numbers number on her for are so she can be Jewish too

Tomryan279 10

Monday 28 March 2016 23:38

Well then hopefully you will convert and become a Christian. I don't like Jewish people because of the experience I have had with

chllgy 3

Tuesday 29 March 2016 3:28

most Christians and catholics refer to jews as our brothers in religion our Jewish brothers and sisters as taught in my church. Jesus knew he needed to die on the cross he dident try to avoid it and also it was gods will that the crowd turned against him. I'm sure if he had wanted he could have avoided it but he openly accepted it.