Money: Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

By Marco - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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By Noname - 30/10/2008 05:55 - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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By BrokeAsHeck - 23/03/2018 15:00

Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 01:21 - Canada

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

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By witt75 - 23/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

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By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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Bunch of bankers, the lot of them

By Alyce - 06/11/2020 02:08 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML

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By annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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By amused - 23/06/2014 21:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 19:46

Ask them if anybody bothered to look under the fridge in the break room

spoo 24

Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

the bank lost 6 billion? ok, who put 100,000 hotels on boardwalk!!!!

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birdman19 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:35

wow that sucks. which bank. btw first!!!

xJO_DIEx 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:08

Holy SHIT FYL, if i would u i'd probably pass out.

fyankezplayer13 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:51

lame fml. all you said was " my bank lost 5 billion" 5 billion what? banannas? oh and I know he means $

chachi456 0

Friday 13 August 2010 19:38

the bank was FDIC insured, right...?...

ilovemydoodle123 0

Monday 16 August 2010 22:45

sorry about thats

brittany876 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 1:10

haha I feelya johnson

chicster 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 10:02

Ewwww your grossly skinny

minkicake 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 7:16

lol

anonymous13791 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:01

haha your ******!!!!

joe_says_so 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 22:18

he deserved it tho.

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Dust in the wind

Bunch of bankers, the lot of them

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