Miscellaneous: Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras....

By Anonyme - 31/07/2011 09:59 - Mexico

Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the only thing that came out of his mind was, “Seriously, even my boobs are bigger than yours.” FML

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withered 30

Wednesday 25 May 2016 10:15

Tell him that even your clit is bigger than his dick.

tranced_ 45

Wednesday 25 May 2016 13:08

don't be that harsh on him, he already has too much on his chest.

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DANYAYLA 11

Monday 15 August 2016 4:17

My family makes fun of my small boobs and I joke about them as well. I've learned to love them (:

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