Work: Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his... - FML

By BioChickthcfy - 13/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Edinburg

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

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BioChickthcfy 6

Friday 15 November 2013 1:10

All is well, he was reminded to have "nice hands" as well as other things. He lives at the facility I work at, but I will not be working with this youth anymore. Things escalated very quickly and in order for everyone to be safe and be able to learn in an apparently less tempting environment I will be in a different location.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Thursday 14 November 2013 9:49

He must have thought about it hard and long to attempt to hump you. This gives hump day a whole new meaning lol. Happy hump day

bookieworm 4

Thursday 14 November 2013 9:47

Oh wow. You just made my day.

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mrmozard 4

Sunday 17 November 2013 15:12

Haha classic

USMCprivate 8

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:49

FUBAR. FUBAR!

Leeroy2259 4

Monday 18 November 2013 17:43

that's just wow...

SkyGuy32 17

Saturday 23 November 2013 15:39

Good luck OP. Hopefully it blows over fast.

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