Miscellaneous: Today, one of my school friends added me to a group chat on an...

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By KneeJerker - 07/04/2016 23:41 - United States - Lafayette

Today, one of my school friends added me to a group chat on an app. I don't know what it was, but I don't want to open the app again due to some odd fetish porn that somebody sent in the chat of over 75 people. FML

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