Transportation: Today, not thinking and being pissed off, I threw my phone in...

By sheldon103 - 16/05/2015 17:18 - United States - Dayton

Today, not thinking and being pissed off, I threw my phone in the car, making a decent sized crack in the windshield. FML

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sheldon103 4

Monday 18 May 2015 2:21

I actually didn't throw it that hard, it bounced off the dash

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_kyleG_ 34

Sunday 17 May 2015 16:19

Sounds like it was an iThrown

A07 48

Sunday 17 May 2015 16:19

I don't think I'd ever be pissed off enough to throw my phone, mind following up OP?

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Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 17 May 2015 21:38

Dumbass... At least you realize you were t thinking, I guess.. :

kavyashahs 16

Sunday 17 May 2015 22:48

From iPhone to ithrown!!

MrMammoth 10

Sunday 17 May 2015 23:28

But was the phone Ok??

lostinareverie 21

Sunday 17 May 2015 23:33

At least it wasn't an old Nokia, your car would be totaled!

dakotaabriannee 14

Sunday 17 May 2015 23:43

But your phone is ok, right?

sheldon103 4

Monday 18 May 2015 2:25

Yep

az1z_official 17

Monday 18 May 2015 0:09

So, who where you aiming for OP?

GoogieWithers 23

Monday 18 May 2015 0:54

Nokia?

theonejuggalette 7

Monday 18 May 2015 4:43

Nokia?

chef4money 12

Monday 18 May 2015 5:27

What did you throw once you got pissed that you broke your windshield? I can't even imagine how bad your road rage is. Seriously though, what pissed you off so bad?

ImBetterInPerson 11

Monday 18 May 2015 6:24

Was it a Nokia?

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