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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 23:35 - United States
Today, my wife threw a massive tantrum, saying she’d been home with the baby all day and that I’m ungrateful. What did I do to deserve this? Asked why she didn’t cut the crust off the sandwich she made me after I got home from work. FML
Make your own sandwich! Big baby. YDI
Why should she be making you anything? Make *her* a sandwich, dumbass.