Nolimit2217
United States
Today, my wife started a 24 hour urine collection as directed by the doctor for her pregnancy. She has to collect the urine in a gallon jug, and refrigerate it. At lunch time, I went to go get the rest of my sandwich but was unable to find it, until she suggested I "look under the piss jug." FML
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crazykazy 2
For a sec I thought the FML was going to be that you mistook it for lemonade or green tea and took a swig.
hobojo69 23
Urine a pretty gross situation there!
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liindsey 25
Sounds like she's being tested for pre-eclampsia, so hopefully she's okay, on the bright side of having to have a gallon of pee in the fridge.
Nolimit2217 32
That's exactly what she's being tested for!
shredzone 5
Once your kid is there, there will be plenty more of urine, and other body fluids. Better you get used to it soon... ;-)
____gerard____ 11
They crave that mineral
hayhay3802 4
well, youre the one who got her pregnant. arent you?
AyOoDaLoBo33 10
You're supposed to put hazardous waste in a different refrigerator.
jgorleyMLT 7
Urine is NOT hazardous waste.
AyOoDaLoBo33 10
It was just a joke dude haha!
sleepyolivia 14
47: 1) That was obviously not a joke. 2) That was the most forced laugh I've ever heard and I didn't even hear it.
Jasim 17
I don't think it's healthy to put urine next to food.
Bragi 12
How many refers does your home have? Besides, urine is sterile.
SaharaZinc 14
You'd think she'd put the piss jug on the very bottom, just in case.
Lalala579121 28
Because we all love digging through the refrigerator when all we want to do is take a piss.
kiaora_fml 11
I have done this test, I live in Australia. The doctor said as long as it is in a cool dry place there is no need for it to be in the fridge. Cupboard would suffice.
smile5210 7
Depends on the temperature and moisture levels in their house. Any evaporation could affect the validity of the test. Better to be safe than sorry.
edris_305 21
I hope you had the sandwich though wasting food is bad !!
vikky538 29
oh piss in refrigerator... that's gross....