By Nolimit2217 - 29/12/2014 22:07 - United States

Today, my wife started a 24 hour urine collection as directed by the doctor for her pregnancy. She has to collect the urine in a gallon jug, and refrigerate it. At lunch time, I went to go get the rest of my sandwich but was unable to find it, until she suggested I "look under the piss jug." FML
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Nolimit2217 32

I thought it was funny. I understand the seriousness of pre-eclampsia since it happened with our first child too. Don't get on a high horse with me. I support my wife through and through, just had a funny moment I wanted to share.

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crazykazy 2

For a sec I thought the FML was going to be that you mistook it for lemonade or green tea and took a swig.

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liindsey 25

Sounds like she's being tested for pre-eclampsia, so hopefully she's okay, on the bright side of having to have a gallon of pee in the fridge.

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Nolimit2217 32

That's exactly what she's being tested for!

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shredzone 5

Once your kid is there, there will be plenty more of urine, and other body fluids. Better you get used to it soon... ;-)

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hayhay3802 4

well, youre the one who got her pregnant. arent you?

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AyOoDaLoBo33 10

You're supposed to put hazardous waste in a different refrigerator.

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sleepyolivia 14

47: 1) That was obviously not a joke. 2) That was the most forced laugh I've ever heard and I didn't even hear it.

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Jasim 17

I don't think it's healthy to put urine next to food.

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Bragi 12

How many refers does your home have? Besides, urine is sterile.

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SaharaZinc 14

You'd think she'd put the piss jug on the very bottom, just in case.

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Lalala579121 27

Because we all love digging through the refrigerator when all we want to do is take a piss.

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kiaora_fml 11

I have done this test, I live in Australia. The doctor said as long as it is in a cool dry place there is no need for it to be in the fridge. Cupboard would suffice.

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smile5210 7

Depends on the temperature and moisture levels in their house. Any evaporation could affect the validity of the test. Better to be safe than sorry.

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edris_305 21

I hope you had the sandwich though wasting food is bad !!

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vikky538 28

oh piss in refrigerator... that's gross....

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