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Nolimit2217 United States

Today, my wife started a 24 hour urine collection as directed by the doctor for her pregnancy. She has to collect the urine in a gallon jug, and refrigerate it. At lunch time, I went to go get the rest of my sandwich but was unable to find it, until she suggested I "look under the piss jug." FML

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Nolimit2217 32

I thought it was funny. I understand the seriousness of pre-eclampsia since it happened with our first child too. Don't get on a high horse with me. I support my wife through and through, just had a funny moment I wanted to share.

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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crazykazy 2

For a sec I thought the FML was going to be that you mistook it for lemonade or green tea and took a swig.

hobojo69 23

Urine a pretty gross situation there!

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Comments (72)

cmo333 10

She's pregnant, what do you expect?

cmo333 10

its not like you drank it

ModernZelda 19

Atleast you didn't mistaken it for apple juice or green tea or something. So it really could have been much, much worse.

bkajanetty 4

Was the jug full?

Nolimit2217 32

Yes.

booboohoney 12

Ok I had to do this too. I had the decency to keep it on ice in te bathroom no one else uses.

SydLovesLacey 18

Ugh, I've had to do that twice. Not fun.