By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

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Lorysa 11

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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luvsux904 0

Hahahaha... You'll be fine... Just don't eat her cooking and sleep with BOTH your eyes open. :)

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scotty1234 0

buy a freaken gun and kill her be for you die

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desh_fml 0

i would move and not tell anyone....divorce papers in the mail through the lawyers office

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violily301 0

this sounds more like an mlia =D

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afallingstar 22

I would do that...just to scare the shit out of my husband

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lesleea 0

FYL. If I were you, I'd be scared, too.

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samyslamajamma 0

Run like hell, or talk to her, with a pistol behind your back, or a 8 inch knife, just to make sure.

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bluesclues72 0

lmfao! that's the funniest thing i've heard in a lonnnggg time XD

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