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By sadblufly - 20/07/2016 17:54 - United States - Lanesville

Today, my week and a half long constipation came to an end. I ended up getting diarrhea so badly that I almost went to the hospital. Turns out my boyfriend made me mashed potatoes with month old milk to try and "help." FML
I agree, your life sucks 432
You deserved it 34
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stretch101 14

Well it did work...to begin with. I'm sure he did not mean to send you to the hospital.

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Elgrin 15

When you get out of the hospital, you should put him in the mental health ward. This guy needs help.

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stretch101 14

Well it did work...to begin with. I'm sure he did not mean to send you to the hospital.

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Rockinroyaltyx3 21

I don't know man....I understand a week old milk but a MONTH?! Op I think he just may have tried to kill you. But I'm also kinda surprised you didn't SMELL it. A few days old milk smells disgusting, I can't imagine how a month would SMELL like...and I honestly don't want to ever find out.

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HelloBl4nk3t 5

should have made him sit in the washroom after you've been in there as punishment XD

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

She should've made him wipe her ass just for that.

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Elgrin 15

When you get out of the hospital, you should put him in the mental health ward. This guy needs help.

3 1