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By HarleyQueen - 09/04/2016 01:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my very old and problematic car finally was on her last leg and blew up on me. when I told my parents of the situation they told me they weren't going to help me because they don't trust me. I don't have the money for a new car. FML

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