Miscellaneous: Today,my teacher put "missing assignment" on my jupiter grades... - FML

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By Wuasiik325 - 04/05/2016 23:50 - United States - Harbor City

Today,my teacher put "missing assignment" on my jupiter grades (online grade book).My parents whooped me and gave me 2 big marks shaped like hangers.The next hour when I checked my jupiter account she changed it and sent me a message saying she "misplaced it".FML

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