Animals: Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut... - FML

By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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ughno 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:36

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:11

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

canzo378 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:32

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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Tigg3r 3

Monday 22 February 2010 5:10

What's wrong with that? I mean, it's not as if they understand what they're seeing! I mean, I take showers with my dog in the bathroom. AND my dog's male! #218...That's just wrong...

visage 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:11

that's what you get, *****. keep your undies on.

rtabarez 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:12

haha... funny funny... step-moms can be b*tch's

iRobynM 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:14

festiality not **********

ass2mouth 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:18

did u xplain tha empty jar of peanut butter?

samantha_durano 6

Monday 22 February 2010 5:19

wierrd.

chuckfulagudnes 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:21

m

chuckfulagudnes 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:23

how did she find out? maybe u should tell her to stop being a perv watching u naked!

themixedt4pe 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:23

...and I thought my mom was bad when she called me a **** because I hug my friends... FYL indeed!

roflwaffles95 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:32

the ****

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