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By Anonymous - 13/08/2016 14:28 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my sister was complaining about having to meet up with an old high school frenemy to do stuff together for the 6th time this week, because this girl's the only person she can stand who invites her out. I invited her to a movie just yesterday and got turned down. FML

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jamieblue6 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:58

So apparently she can't even stand you, that sucks OP

toba122 12

Sunday 14 August 2016 20:39

Lol, screw her then.

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jamieblue6 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:58

So apparently she can't even stand you, that sucks OP

toba122 12

Sunday 14 August 2016 20:39

Lol, screw her then.

Hippohighasakite 21

Monday 15 August 2016 0:16

I don't know if OP's into that sorta thing...

kikzermeizer 7

Thursday 18 August 2016 19:32

Well **** her, your sister sounds like a bitchy human being

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