Today, my sister wanted to play football in the garden with me. Thinking she hated football, we kicked the ball around to each other. Next thing I know, she nutmegs me, pulls my shorts down in the process, causing me to fall over, and then to make matters worse, her knee caught me in the nuts. FML.
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Callyn
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What the hell does "nutmegs me" mean? I would have thought it had something to do with kicking you in the nuts, but it can't be that because you mention that she knees you in the nuts later on.
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DanJames24
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I believe it means kicking the ball through someone’s legs. Aka meg, or in OP’s case, nutmeg
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Callyn
| 47
What the hell does "nutmegs me" mean? I would have thought it had something to do with kicking you in the nuts, but it can't be that because you mention that she knees you in the nuts later on.
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DanJames24
| 14
I believe it means kicking the ball through someone’s legs. Aka meg, or in OP’s case, nutmeg