Today, my sister admitted to having sex with her current boyfriend. On my bed. Again. I even have a spare bed in my room and yet they still go for mine. FML
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Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.
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GhostFox 34
Sounds like she gets off on the fact that she's having sex on your bed- or that her BF does. Which means your sister either wants to be you, has sexual feelings towards you, or the BF is pretending your sister is you. But that's just what I get from the fact you've had to deal with this so often. Put cayenne pepper or anything like it in the one they keep having sex on, and sleep in the other one. It SHOULD cause some burning, itching, maybe some sores and a yeast infection. Worst case scenario is it gets in her eyes and even then they should be fine afterwards. You could also put raw rice in the bed- I bet it's hard to stay in the mood when it feels like your laying on tiny pebbles. I'd say thumb tacks, but that's a little too dangerous. Or even just some good old itching powder if you can find it. Fake roaches might kill the mood.
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"
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Comments (52)
AspieGirl88 7
If you were the type of person who enjoyed pranks, you could wait for a time just before they use your bed. Then, throw a spare blanket (one you don't mind using for this prank) over your bed & sprinkle it with lots of itching powder. Now all you have to do is kick back, relax & listen for the screams! LOL. ?
rattyrayvn 21
Mouse traps are pretty cheap...
Hippo_Holiday 19
Lock the door, and beware the boogeyman
alenahha 13
This is OP's big sister here. I have a creaky ass bed, and OP's bed is the furthest from the door and less messy. So we plopped ourselves on her bed... Now realizing there was a completely separate room we could have went in... Luv ya sis!
Cali 57
I know you're not the OP herself, but I had to highlight your comment. Perfect follow-up!
MidnaLink 35
It doesn't matter, OP's sis. You don't get nasty in your sister's bed.
bee delivery 5
an explanation doesn't fix the fact that you disrespected your little sister in a really intimate way. you definitely owe her.
yeongji 31
I agree with the other comments. It is disrespectful and based on the post, this has happened more than once, so it is not an honest mistake ("not realizing there was a completely separate room we could have went in"). If the two of you were really sorry and cared about where you get things done, this wouldn't have happened again.
jttorkildson 21
Wow, you're super selfish. Clean your damn bed and be a better sister.
Moerighan 23
She may have forgiven you but it's still disrespectful and disgusting. If you really need to have sex that bad go somewhere else or maybe even try some restraint.
ErinShannon 27
Punch her in the head.
Brittany Miron 3
You should move out
zemmiphopia 4
Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.
alenahha 13
Lmfao sorry sis xD
alenahha 13
I'll let you punch me in the head lol or slap me with some deli meat ;)
zemmiphopia 4
Stop using that winky face you aren't helping your case.
Dylan2542 6
This is OP's big sister's boyfriend! Bring on the hate!
Cali 57
This is starting to feel like the Jerry Springer show!
Whimsynaut 3
Lucky OP and her sis are close. If someone dares try it on mine, I would have made that person pay for a new mattress and new bed sheets.
Swedish_Eagle 21
easy, have sex on her bed too