Today, my roommate blamed me after her cat got shocked after chewing through my phone charger cable. The same one my roommate stole to charge her tablet. Yet it's still somehow my fault. FML
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idk0002 13
Hey, OP here, first off the kitten is just fine... Just avoids wires now is all. Second, my roommate apparently got loopy on her allergy medication and her sleeping pills and didn't realize what was going on. And third, I absolutely love the puns, thank you very much for making my bad situation better
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moshpit11 8
You should feed her cat an entire bag of cat nip then lock it in her room
cheeeksss 29
Love it when people can't take responsibility for their actions and blame everything on others.
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Comments (51)
Halfass 8
I hope the cat mutated into a Pikachu.
aislinn_skye 10
Pikachu's a rodent...
countryb_cth 38
Shhhhh don't crush his dreams.
MrGibbs25 20
maybe she shouldn't steal things. if anything, she owes you a new charger.
hoosiergirl94 31
She took it and it's ruined now. Someone owes you a new charger cable in my opinion
teacupofsunshine 29
Don't let her borrow anything again. It might shock her,but then you get to explain you don't want to deal with her bs. Not your fault,she should replace the item as well out of respect for you. I doubt that will happen since its your fault right??!
idk0002 13
Hey, OP here, first off the kitten is just fine... Just avoids wires now is all. Second, my roommate apparently got loopy on her allergy medication and her sleeping pills and didn't realize what was going on. And third, I absolutely love the puns, thank you very much for making my bad situation better
sturschaedel 27
Well, at least your roommate was just on drugs, not generally an asshole. And she obviously has a smart kitty. My friend has two stupid cats who bite through wires all the time and they just won't learn from their mistakes.
Axel5238 29
Awesome, glad that got settled and the cat is ok. Wait, an FML with a completely happy end? Um.. Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse?
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Ah, that makes a lot of sense now. When I have to take emergency allergy medicine (Benadryl) it knocks me out for the whole day; glad the kitty is okay!
AtherSheep 15
..That's not emergency allergy medication. That's over the counter allergy medication. And epi pen is emergency allergy medication.
GhostFox 34
Over the counter medication that is also given in emergencies. It's a sedative and an antihistamine, and is given for both purposes. Granted, doses given in ER's are rather higher than what you should take at home without instructions otherwise.
bella_nana347 23
Watt? I find that very shocking
jackmeow 4
This is why you don't share
davek 36
The cat got a shock from just 5 volts?
The_ghetto_mango 25
That roomie is a jackass.
oiler 21
You are a idiot
The_ghetto_mango 25
excuse me, but would you like to have a roomie who steals the charger and blames you for THEIR mistake?
SolarLunix 21
The roommate didn't know what they were doing as OP said. Although, I agree.
8djht8 19
You should throw the cat in a sink with toaster in her face and be like "oops... my fault" Then hawk a loogie in her face.