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By PioneeringSpace - 25/05/2016 17:40 - United States - Franklin

Today my puppy chewed the lattice off our porch and tangled his line around the posts underneath. Never mind he had ten toys and treat stuffed things so he wouldn't be *that* bored for 20 minutes. I had to belly crawl through the dirt and drag his 50 lb. butt out while he bit me all the way. FML
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Allornone 35

Then why the hell did you post? Then again, if a small paragraph is too much for you to read, you may have bigger problems.

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Allornone 35

Then why the hell did you post? Then again, if a small paragraph is too much for you to read, you may have bigger problems.

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GhostFox 33

Sounds like he's teeth and the wood was more appealing to him texture wise. We would wet cloths with broth and mostly freeze them, then give them to the pups. They chew it because it taste like food but it isn't hard enough to hurt them. That said, don't leave dogs alone with toys they could choke on, either.

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