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1800getalife 0
that's hot
bigdaddypimp 0
maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?
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Comments (375)
lrsmith312 0
haha this one is short and simple. it make me laugh
paigeatsflesh 11
I love the short fmls xD there always the funniest.
LMA0 5
Hahaha McLovin. :p
I_Ams_Mclovin 0
hey my name is mclovin to! hahaha
Cricketiscool 0
This made me laugh soooo much!
OhEmmGFML 0
haha
956TXking 0
stop drop and shut the **** up lmao
Bro_Namath 0
At least someone laughs at your jokes.
956TXking 0
thanks for laughing
ScaryyMary 14
Light his tie on fire to get back at him!
boosky51509 0
I couldn't help but laugh ...."fire burning, fire burning on the physics floor" lmao sorry op
ipwnallmen 10
35,36,70,89=ftw!!! lol OP, is your teachers name... Axel????
sxychik 4
wow that really sucks xD