Kids: Today, My phone was broken I used my 10 year old brothers tablet.... - FML

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By Yatagurusu - 17/04/2016 08:42 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, My phone was broken I used my 10 year old brothers tablet. When I went on Google I found my brother had searched for 'naked girls shower sex'. FML

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