Today my phone's screen broke, literally days after I cancelled... - FML

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By Scythe - 26/08/2017 15:01 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today my phone's screen broke, literally days after I cancelled the insurance for it, thinking I wouldn't need it any more. The worst part? I was watching porn, so I don't even want to get it fixed, as I would have to show the frozen porn screen to the repairman. FML

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thatoneitalian 3

Tuesday 29 August 2017 19:52

actually had this happen to me once with an ipod when i was younger. i got it fixed anyway. i dropped it about 15 seconds into the video. they fixed the screen and left the tab open. turns out they watched the rest of it.

Matt Kesler 16

Tuesday 29 August 2017 4:41

break it in half and get a new phone

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Matt Kesler 16

Tuesday 29 August 2017 4:41

break it in half and get a new phone

thatoneitalian 3

Tuesday 29 August 2017 19:52

actually had this happen to me once with an ipod when i was younger. i got it fixed anyway. i dropped it about 15 seconds into the video. they fixed the screen and left the tab open. turns out they watched the rest of it.

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