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By Anonymous - 05/04/2016 02:07 - United States - Saint George

Today, my period came 18 days late while I was at work & it bled through my khakis, I had 3 hours left in my shift. I changed into some black soccer shorts I had in my locker. All my managers were having a meeting saw & asked why I was wearing shorts. They wouldn't let me leave until I told them FML

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