Miscellaneous: Today, my parents got into a huge door slamming, yelling argument.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 04:59 - United States - Dandridge

Today, my parents got into a huge door slamming, yelling argument. The cause? My 21 year old brother wanted to try moonshine for the first time at a distillery. My mom let him but my step dad didn't approve. I had to listen to them argue for well over a few hours. FML

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