By kat9232000 - 19/06/2009 04:04 - Canada
Same thing different taste
Brain worms
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Let 'em in
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Brain fart
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Alexa, play "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks
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Spatial awareness
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Such a gentleman
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Guess I'm coming out in a Ford Focus
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HAHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHA you're a joke.
hahahahaha that really made me laugh!
LMAO. prizeless
Prizeless? Why no prize? I think ze deserves the grand prize go being a dumbass.
Don't call someone an idiot when you can't even write a proper sentence.
lmfao ******* priceless
....isn't that something you learn NOT to do when you're like... I don't know.... 5?
As an older brother I'll let you in on a little secret. Our objective in life is to see you suffer for our own amusement.LOL
It really is! Older sisters too FYI.
Also little sisters...
Didn't you see WALL-E?
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WTF were you trying to prove?
Older brothers will say anything to make you look like an idiot, and you can't move faster then the machine can do it's job. I can't believe you believed him.