Today, my mother swore at me, threatened to kill me, tried to... - FML

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By The only yet least favourite child - 17/05/2021 00:41 - India

Today, my mother swore at me, threatened to kill me, tried to disown me, hit my eye and said I shouldn't have been born multiple times. Why? Because I told her I wanted some privacy in my room as I was feeling sad, which she interpreted as me not wanting her around. I'm only 17. FML

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princess_stabitty 20

Friday 21 May 2021 18:05

... and after she did all of that, she's surprised you wish to be left alone. Ugh.

lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 5:00

hopefully you're out of there now ! <3

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princess_stabitty 20

Friday 21 May 2021 18:05

... and after she did all of that, she's surprised you wish to be left alone. Ugh.

lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 5:00

hopefully you're out of there now ! <3

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