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By jessal - 09/07/2016 02:55

Today, my mother-in-law threatened to sue me and take my kids if I don't apologize to her. I have no idea what I did to her this time. FML

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Sudoc 29

Sunday 10 July 2016 4:45

She can't take your kids away just by suing you. She'll have to prove that you are neglecting them in some way. Even if she could, there is no guarantee that they would be placed with her. As long as you're treating your kids right, you have nothing to worry about!

bzthemainman 5

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:59

Tell her to bring it on!!!! Stupid fool will never see your kids again and you will be free!!

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bzthemainman 5

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:59

Tell her to bring it on!!!! Stupid fool will never see your kids again and you will be free!!

Sudoc 29

Sunday 10 July 2016 4:45

She can't take your kids away just by suing you. She'll have to prove that you are neglecting them in some way. Even if she could, there is no guarantee that they would be placed with her. As long as you're treating your kids right, you have nothing to worry about!

noreallywhat 17

Sunday 10 July 2016 9:50

File a restraining order

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