Holidays: Today my mom screamed at me that I should clean my room. She... - FML

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By Zamas - 05/05/2016 18:07 - Germany - Braunschweig

Today my mom screamed at me that I should clean my room. She does this every time, so I cleaned it yesterday. When she entered my room, I explained and showed her, that everything was perfect. 5min later, she came back and threw my shelf to the ground, to say it's not clean. It was the 5th time. FML

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thistookahour 5

Saturday 7 May 2016 11:10

Is your mom on any Meds or is she always like this? She seems to have it out for you

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thistookahour 5

Saturday 7 May 2016 11:10

Is your mom on any Meds or is she always like this? She seems to have it out for you

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