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By Fluffypig - 30/07/2016 00:11

Today, my mom called me the human trash can and preceded to hand me all her food that she couldn't finish. Now my whole family calls me that and expects me to finish any leftovers. FML

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Pepsiisbae 15

Sunday 31 July 2016 21:48

Next person to hand you left overs just shove the food in theor face and walk away people will stop and you get to shove food in peoples face. Win win if you ask me.

sazarra 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 7:22

Tell them you're not Monica from friends. That's ****** up.

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Gigglyrocks 15

Sunday 31 July 2016 9:05

At least you get free leftovers!

Pepsiisbae 15

Sunday 31 July 2016 21:48

Next person to hand you left overs just shove the food in theor face and walk away people will stop and you get to shove food in peoples face. Win win if you ask me.

sazarra 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 7:22

Tell them you're not Monica from friends. That's ****** up.

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