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By autiger0612 - 05/02/2016 18:23 - United States - Auburn
Today, My mom and I were at the store. She asked what the dog toy looking thing was on the shelf behind me. I picked it up and and began observing it to find out what it is. It then began vibrating. In front of everyone in line. FML