Love: Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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By surfdown - 16/12/2008 05:20 - France

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:55

im with most of the people here. that you deserve NO SYMPATHY.

flyintonite 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:58

My cousin's husband cheated on her and she left him. Cheaters don't get 2nd chances dude, don't expect us to feel bad for you.

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jy608042 1

Monday 17 February 2014 18:37

Only a fool cheats on people. Expecially his wife.

doglover100 28

Monday 3 March 2014 21:44

YDI

antwerpxengelen 3

Wednesday 27 August 2014 0:09

French people are the only people who would post that online xd

Shrillcaleb153 9

Saturday 13 September 2014 3:13

Scumbag

Migillope 10

Saturday 1 November 2014 5:25

Guys calm down, he's a dirty French. It's okay.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 18 December 2014 18:53

YDI. Why can't people keep it in their pants?

lizzy9147 10

Tuesday 6 January 2015 17:46

114k ydi bravo

badgercheese94 16

Saturday 10 January 2015 9:30

F her life for having married a douchebag.

arcamisa 1

Saturday 14 March 2015 23:33

Your wife should be writing here, you are just another dick in this world

BlazeCaravelli 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:13

what the heck you doing, cheating on your wife?

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