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Crozier, United States
Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
animal cruelty
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Major escalation
Today, I complained about a wasp nest in the yard. My boyfriend said he'd take care of it once the sun went down. That evening, I looked outside to see him pour gasoline on the nest and set it on fire. FML
ThatGirl
United States
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Al
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Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Anonymous
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
Anonymous
Fixed
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
torny>horny
United States
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Anonymous
Atoka, United States
Leave spiders alone
Today, I took a stick lighter and used it to set a large spider on fire to kill it, as stepping on it could possibly release its babies if it were a momma. I ignited more than the spider, and had to call the fire department. FML
stew
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Showered
Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML
Anonymous
Stop! Hammertime!
Today, my husband picked up and threw a hammer which smashed a hole in the plastic side of the conservatory, that daylight and rain can now get through, all because he “thought” he saw a mouse, which turned out to be one of my fluffy slippers half hidden under a chair. FML
Top comments
hnaggar 15
Well, fire will keep em away too
bikramkohli 11
perhaps you need stupidity repellents, instead?
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Comments (49)
buddy51 23
Fire burn. Fire bad. Husband failure at all he do. Mosquitos win. Garden lose.
RedPillSucks 33
Couldn't figure out whether to use "Tarzan", "Frankenstein", or the "Hulk" voice for this one...
RoboCunnilingus 23
I went generic caveman with it.
misspulkadot24 17
Ah. Nothin' like a good fart joke to start my day!
kunlunkid 3
Coulda been worse. He could've set fire to half of the garden while watering it.
samaraperez 7
guess you wont be neeeding that mosquieto repellent
tomgun_fml 16
How wants barbecue!!!!
ShakeDisPlace 10
who is how?
tomgun_fml 16
*who
Keith1212 4
Fire IS a mosquito repellent, heh heh heh...
worldclassrager 41
Flypaper/deep woods repellent...
tfriend3 15
Well at least you won't be seeing the mosquitos for a while right?
puggypark 14
Man, im sorry about that OP
soccerstar1996 18
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