Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma told me I had chocolate on my cheek. It wasn't...

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 06:00 - United States - West Covina

Today, my grandma told me I had chocolate on my cheek. It wasn't chocolate, it's just my mole that I've always been self conscious about. Sadly, this isn't the first time this has happened to me. FML.

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