Today, my girlfriend went mad at me after watching the Captain...

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By G - 22/02/2021 05:45

Today, my girlfriend went mad at me after watching the Captain America Civil War movie. Why? I chose Iron Man's side and she chose Captain America's side. FML

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voltroz 18

Monday 1 March 2021 12:35

She's hinting she prefers brawl over brains

Regis Bent 12

Wednesday 24 February 2021 18:31

Even though I saw the point and partially agreed with iron man's side in civil war, your girlfriend is right a d you chose the wrong side.

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Regis Bent 12

Wednesday 24 February 2021 18:31

Even though I saw the point and partially agreed with iron man's side in civil war, your girlfriend is right a d you chose the wrong side.

voltroz 18

Monday 1 March 2021 12:35

She's hinting she prefers brawl over brains

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