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By Crappy Dad - 11/04/2016 00:49 - United States - Converse
Today, my girlfriend was over. My dad took this opportunity to take the most foul smelling dump in history. My dad walked out, looked us her in the eye with his most serious look, and said "Shit happens" and walked away grinning. FML.