Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was giving me head and just as I was about...

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2016 02:25 - Canada - Port Alberni

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head and just as I was about to cum, she looks me in the eyes and says, "This is D-licious." Needless to say, I didn't finish...FML

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