Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with...

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By sadlife - 06/01/2011 03:35

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her facebook status changed to "In a relationship". This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By mee - 11/11/2015 17:10 - United States - Providence

Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML

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callargh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:49

At least she didn't tweet it?

geesquared 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:49

you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.

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reyes07 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:03

haha yea goood

Rydizzle 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:17

next time she does something like that, shove it in her butt

777_alex_777 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:11

what did she update her status to??

mrsBAUERxo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:52

best written fml EVER.

mclaxin1115 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:53

just the way this was written is pure WIN! haha, but yeah, FYL dude, that sucks

phlipphoneguy 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:34

what did she update it to?? i'm not the only one who wants to know here! share!! and thumbs up to comment 150! great idea

road_rash18 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:42

LOL what did she update to?!?!

Insomniatic 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 6:53

lol, this site is filled with Facebook comments, the internet has got alot to answer for, I don't see your problem though, I know guys who'd love that kind of thing to happen to them

Zubat_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:38

The sex must've sucked if her hands were free to use a computer. Next time, try to keep her hands occupied and spank her when she tries to grab for the computer.