Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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Top comments
Jasper1405 16
Let me guess: your interest now say that you are gay and a belieber?
dunker_fml 4
Why does she have your password?
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Comments (130)
kemando 22
Ydi for giving your password to someone...? I mean reall, there's no reason anyone should use your fb but you.
perdix 31
That's when you post the nude photos of your girlfriend on your wall and give out her phone number and home address. If love is war, you need to be prepared to go thermonuclear.
diaosi 4
I think it's funny when people post stuff like this on the first post, I gave you a thumb up. Now you all can thumb me down, but only if you agree you are shitty person for doing so.
rockfreak333 7
How creative
judea95 16
To be fair. You kinda deserved that of you're gonna give your password out to people
PhotoSmith 25
I will agree to my shittyness just to thing you down.
kdbb 4
ydi for having facebook
CharresBarkrey 16
Oh shut up. You have an FML account, how is that much better?
Zomg_Okay 27
Oh, leave 37 alone. He might collapse if you take away the inane details of his life that feed his superiority complex.
davincidasecond 24
Says the person with an fml account. Get off your high horse please.
worldclassrager 41
You saying MySpace is the way to go?
pocketspock 3
Dude, change your password. In fact, change all of them pronto. I can agree with other posters that giving her your password was a dumb thing to do - lesson learned. Now ask yourself, "If this is what she does when she wants to do something funny, what is she going to do when she's feeling vindictive?" I suspect that you're going to need a new girlfriend by the end of the summer.
CharresBarkrey 16
33 - I don't think 1 actually posted this...
Lilo4life 26
You have her the password