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By GenericBeret - 08/09/2016 15:31 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me over no communication for two weeks. She's been ignoring my messages and talking to my best friend for two weeks.

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_anon_beep_7 12

Friday 9 September 2016 3:06

Oh, you mean your ex-girlfriend and ex-best friend?

Unlucky1232 20

Friday 9 September 2016 3:22

maybe the friend doesn't know she's neglecting OP. i mean the bro code does mean something to some people.... I'm trying to find hope in a nearly hopeless situation ok?!

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_anon_beep_7 12

Friday 9 September 2016 3:06

Oh, you mean your ex-girlfriend and ex-best friend?

Unlucky1232 20

Friday 9 September 2016 3:22

maybe the friend doesn't know she's neglecting OP. i mean the bro code does mean something to some people.... I'm trying to find hope in a nearly hopeless situation ok?!

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