Love: Today, my girlfriend keeps reading my texts but won't respond....

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By me - 21/01/2016 02:39 - United States - Woodstock

Today, my girlfriend keeps reading my texts but won't respond. This has been going on for over 24 hours now. I have no idea whats going on and she won't tell me. FML.

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