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By trinalporpus - 27/04/2016 23:05 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, my girlfriend curled up into a ball and cried for hours because I logged onto Facebook without her permission. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 28 April 2016 15:16

She's a control freak and its best to get out of such relationships ASAP because it will only get worse. Imagine one day needing permission to fart?

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False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 28 April 2016 15:16

She's a control freak and its best to get out of such relationships ASAP because it will only get worse. Imagine one day needing permission to fart?

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