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By alistair - 15/02/2016 19:15 - United Kingdom - Leeds
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me twice, kicked me in the nuts for getting her thorntons instead of Cadbury for Valentine's Day, then gave me half a blowjob as an apology before announcing she's cheating on me and leaving me pissed off, blue balled, heart broken and in need of vodka FML