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By Cousin Blankie - 03/02/2016 18:07 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me in the mall in an screaming scorned woman fashion for blatantly cheating on her. She also sarcastically said to enjoy my new "hick chick". The "hick chick" is my visiting 11 year old cousin from the Ozarks, who was clinging on to me in fear as she rambles. FML

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