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By dchavez93 - 31/03/2016 00:07 - United States - San Francisco
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me at work making it seem like I'm a horrible person. Not only am I not getting laid tonight, I got written up for disturbing the work atmosphere in addition to a three day suspension. FML