How long have you guys been together for you to not notice either her gender or gender preference? you can't possibly be that close to start with!

Did she end up having a penis or was it a simple brain fart? If it was the 2nd idk I feel like personally I'd be able to get over it in the heat of the moment

I can't tell if she was joking or actually ment it

It was a brain fart.

Surprise!

That would probably ruin the moment for me, but in a good way (if such a thing could be said to exist). I'd be laughing too hard to continue.

While odd, this is an understandable grammatical mistake. The referent for "mine" in her head could have, and very likely WAS, her ******, she just didn't have the wherewithal to be explicit because most of her brain power was taken up by the activity. Separately, depending on the size of her ********, she could privately conceptualize it as a small penis, which isn't horribly abnormal, especially if she is a biology student or has a developed knowledge of human embroynic development.

I hope that was an accident lol. In which case, **** her life.

this needs more explanation.

funniest thing ive heard all day